Two women were sitting at a bar when one of them turned to
the other and said...

I can't help but notice that you have an accent. Are you
from Ireland?

The other woman said, Yes I am

The other said..OMG.. so am I, where in Ireland are you
from?

The other said, from Dublin..The other said..OMG so am I
I went to St Mary's Catholic High School...The other woman
said..holey moley so did I.. what year did you graduate?

The other said in 1977 and the other woman said, that's the
same year I graduated too..Both said what a small world.
Do you remember......so and so..

Then a guy walks in the bar and sat down next to the two
women. The guy asked the bartender..how's it going?

The bartender said..it's going to be a long night.
The McCormick twins are drunk again.....